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I'm well aware that your existence at this time consists of being shoved betwixt my legs and held there by tight knickers for upwards of 75% of each day.
I'm well aware that this is not your natural position.
I'm well aware that you are biologically intended to inflate every night in order to maintain flexibility and prevent atrophy, and that my HRT routine has severely reduced this.
I'm well aware that I routinely talk about having you inverted, so that I feel more comfortable with my body.
I'm well aware that I don't play with you nearly as much as you like: estrogen has made other parts of my body fun. Stop being a spoiled only child.
the proper way to address these complaints to the management is to lie there, be a good little neovagina-in-waiting, take whatever I give you, and be happy about it.
the proper way is NOT, I repeat NOT, to cause me pain whenever you decide to erect. Thanks to you, I have a urologist appointment on monday, causing me to skip a class.
Further complaints from you will result in surgeons being called, capische?

Thank you,
-the management.
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