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wiriamuA guy just messaged me on OK cupid.
I am looking for a relationship built more on providing sexual pleasure then love. A friends with benefits kind of relationship, but not normal sex, instead I would want this.
This is my fetish, full version.
I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese. However by no means would I have the girl eat the cheese off my penis, I only want you to use the Swiss cheese to pleasure me, then I would discard it when finished.
I prefer Swiss cheese over normal sex as a way of gratification because of a childhood condition. I ADHD as a child, that lead to lower self confidence and mental treatment, out of which I had a hard time forming relationships.
I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.
so why you may ask do I want a girl to wrap it around my penis, well I still want the attention of girls, my reasoning is that it's easier to wrap cheese around my penis then it is to have sex. At least that is what I thought. That is not true, or I would get it all the time.
I did later manage to go out with girls, and had normal relationships and normal sex, and I did like to have them do my fetish for me as well, but I have been doing my fetish for so long, it's simply a part of my life now, but more so then ever presently.
The reason why is that I am a diabetic, and as a diabetic I have developed erectile dysfunction. Even tho I can take medication for it, I simply can't get sustained erections to have normal sex, just hard enough to have my fetish.
Now some may think, why not just get treatment, so I have less desire, well I need testosterone to keep my blood sugars in control, but it also increases my sexual desires, to not use it would cause me to have high blood sugars.
Now I am just addicted to it, like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It's like a drug, that I simple can't get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high, then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my penis. I would much rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple can't get enough
Lastly I used to have a woman who I had a fetish relationship with, she would give me my fetish when ever I had an urge, she is in an exclusive relationship now, so that is why I am searching for someone again. When I had my relationship with her, and trust me she was a rare gem, I could keep my fetish in control.
So you see I had a woman that I would go to, to get my fetish fulfilled and we had an agreement that I would pay her a small fee for my fetish and I would usually see her once a month. The other thing was that she also enjoyed giving me my fetish, so the fee was just like a gift of sorts, and was not that important to her. That is what I would like to have with you if your interested, it could be a fee, or anything else we decided to agree on. Please let me know if your interested or not? So I can move on, if your not. Thank you for your time.
Lonely-heart:what radio shack do you work at?
Lonely-heart:you don't mind if I rub swiss cheese against my penis to your pictures do you??
redheadgurl: YES I DO!
Lonely-heart:why
redheadgurl: erm...because I feel violated enough already with that message you just sent me?
redheadgurl: reason enough?
Lonely-heart:i guess so, i was hoping you would at least consider, i mean it's only cheese
redheadgurl: ...
redheadgurl: ...
Lonely-heart:i am willing to pay you to do it for me
redheadgurl: that's not the point.
Lonely-heart:what is the point then
redheadgurl: the point is that i don't like being made into a sex object.
redheadgurl: and i'll thank you kindly to not pleasure yourself to my pictures, thank you very much.
Lonely-heart:ok, i will stop, but if i did not pleasure myself to you, would you have considered my offer
redheadgurl: no.
Lonely-heart:ok, fine I stopped
redheadgurl: wait...you were already doing it?
Lonely-heart:doing what rubbing swiss cheese against my penis, yes I was
redheadgurl: EW!
Lonely-heart:i was getting close too, but i stopped, time to move on
redheadgurl: Get help buddy.
redheadgurl: Also, consider yourself reported.
I am looking for a relationship built more on providing sexual pleasure then love. A friends with benefits kind of relationship, but not normal sex, instead I would want this.
This is my fetish, full version.
I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese. However by no means would I have the girl eat the cheese off my penis, I only want you to use the Swiss cheese to pleasure me, then I would discard it when finished.
I prefer Swiss cheese over normal sex as a way of gratification because of a childhood condition. I ADHD as a child, that lead to lower self confidence and mental treatment, out of which I had a hard time forming relationships.
I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.
so why you may ask do I want a girl to wrap it around my penis, well I still want the attention of girls, my reasoning is that it's easier to wrap cheese around my penis then it is to have sex. At least that is what I thought. That is not true, or I would get it all the time.
I did later manage to go out with girls, and had normal relationships and normal sex, and I did like to have them do my fetish for me as well, but I have been doing my fetish for so long, it's simply a part of my life now, but more so then ever presently.
The reason why is that I am a diabetic, and as a diabetic I have developed erectile dysfunction. Even tho I can take medication for it, I simply can't get sustained erections to have normal sex, just hard enough to have my fetish.
Now some may think, why not just get treatment, so I have less desire, well I need testosterone to keep my blood sugars in control, but it also increases my sexual desires, to not use it would cause me to have high blood sugars.
Now I am just addicted to it, like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It's like a drug, that I simple can't get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high, then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my penis. I would much rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple can't get enough
Lastly I used to have a woman who I had a fetish relationship with, she would give me my fetish when ever I had an urge, she is in an exclusive relationship now, so that is why I am searching for someone again. When I had my relationship with her, and trust me she was a rare gem, I could keep my fetish in control.
So you see I had a woman that I would go to, to get my fetish fulfilled and we had an agreement that I would pay her a small fee for my fetish and I would usually see her once a month. The other thing was that she also enjoyed giving me my fetish, so the fee was just like a gift of sorts, and was not that important to her. That is what I would like to have with you if your interested, it could be a fee, or anything else we decided to agree on. Please let me know if your interested or not? So I can move on, if your not. Thank you for your time.
Lonely-heart:what radio shack do you work at?
Lonely-heart:you don't mind if I rub swiss cheese against my penis to your pictures do you??
redheadgurl: YES I DO!
Lonely-heart:why
redheadgurl: erm...because I feel violated enough already with that message you just sent me?
redheadgurl: reason enough?
Lonely-heart:i guess so, i was hoping you would at least consider, i mean it's only cheese
redheadgurl: ...
redheadgurl: ...
Lonely-heart:i am willing to pay you to do it for me
redheadgurl: that's not the point.
Lonely-heart:what is the point then
redheadgurl: the point is that i don't like being made into a sex object.
redheadgurl: and i'll thank you kindly to not pleasure yourself to my pictures, thank you very much.
Lonely-heart:ok, i will stop, but if i did not pleasure myself to you, would you have considered my offer
redheadgurl: no.
Lonely-heart:ok, fine I stopped
redheadgurl: wait...you were already doing it?
Lonely-heart:doing what rubbing swiss cheese against my penis, yes I was
redheadgurl: EW!
Lonely-heart:i was getting close too, but i stopped, time to move on
redheadgurl: Get help buddy.
redheadgurl: Also, consider yourself reported.
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Date: 2009-01-07 07:16 pm (UTC)I bet you could give this guy a stroke just by making him a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Date: 2009-01-07 08:11 pm (UTC)I doubt any of it is real in this case.
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-08 12:52 am (UTC)B) Wow. You've given me inspiration for future trolling of friends when I'm bored. Good show!
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Date: 2009-01-09 06:26 am (UTC)this soooo can't be real xD he must of been trolling........ I hope..... ._.